oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
"On April 21, 1967, the 100 millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville — a blue two-door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches; the lieutenant governor even showed up.
"Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her. But they should have, because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car — no, the most important object — in pretty much the whole universe."
Happy Birthday Baby! April 24th
CHRIS R U OKAY
CHRIS YOU CAN’T JUST DO SHIT LIKE THIS.
BUT BOY AM I GLAD HE DID
CHRIS DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE
HE’S TRYING TO ERADICATE THE WHOLE WOMAN POPULATION